How to Frustrate Your Train Driver
Posted: Fri, 13 May 2011 | permalink | No comments
- Find a shift where the meal break is later than average. These are especially common in the afternoon, where there's a lot of trains to drive during the peak to get everyone home. Make sure to execute your fiendish plan on the last run before the meal break.
- Buy a big helping of hot chips, making sure to load up on the delicious condiments like malt vinegar.
- Sit right behind the driver's cab with your deep fried basket of deliciousness. With a battery operated fan, you can increase deliciousness penetration considerably, but it's something of a "nuclear option".
- Put your ear to the cab door to hear the loud growling sounds coming from the driver's stomach.
- ...
- PROFIT!
The only thing saving me from bursting out the cab door screaming "The chips! I wants them!" was the fact I had a nut bar in my bag. They were particularly delicious smelling chips.
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